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parents.
- Son: *brings girl over to the house.
- Parents: Hi, you're so pretty. Come eat, come eat. Go in the room later and fuck.
- Daughter: *brings guy over to the house.
- Parents: Who are you? How are your grades? Where's your birth certificate? Why are you breathing my daughters air?
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PREACH.

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anghelinamarin:

Grandparents

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FUNNY QUOTES - Part 10 on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/46936761/via/Kris_Mary

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athosporthosaramis:

Dear floor,

thanks for always being there for me.

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