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    • Son:   *brings girl over to the house.
    • Parents:   Hi, you're so pretty. Come eat, come eat. Go in the room later and fuck.
    • Daughter:   *brings guy over to the house.
    • Parents:   Who are you? How are your grades? Where's your birth certificate? Why are you breathing my daughters air?
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  • hollatyomama:

PREACH.

    hollatyomama:

    PREACH.

    Source: hollatyomama
    • 4 months ago
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    Source: inspirationsforlife
    • 4 months ago
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    Awwwe.(:

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    Source: quotesite
    • 4 months ago
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  • anghelinamarin:

Grandparents

    anghelinamarin:

    Grandparents

    Source: funnyshare.org
    • 4 months ago
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  • maudelinemae:

FUNNY QUOTES - Part 10 on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/46936761/via/Kris_Mary

    maudelinemae:

    FUNNY QUOTES - Part 10 on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/46936761/via/Kris_Mary

    Source: weheartit.com
    • 4 months ago
    • 6 notes
  • athosporthosaramis:

Dear floor,
thanks for always being there for me.

    athosporthosaramis:

    Dear floor,

    thanks for always being there for me.

    Source: athosporthosaramis
    • 4 months ago
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